Cars and Hollywood have always been fast friends. Usually, that's good news.
For most of us, movies are the only way to experience the automobile at its most
mythical. Unfortunately, Hollywood does not always get it right, nor can fast
cars can outrun deadly reviews. But for every filmmaker who turns a Formula One
pileup into bland, computer-generated mayhem, there's another who knows that
moving pictures were practically invented to showcase moving machines. So for
the discerning car guy, we present the best and worst auto-centric movies to
date.
Best: “Grand Prix,” 1966
As a movie, "Grand Prix" is a
flimsy thing, with its standard-issue daredevil racers and fishy Formula One
intrigues only loosely strung together in a coherent story. As a faithful
reproduction of the early days of F1 racing, though, it's riveting, with some
shots taken directly from the 1966 Belgian Grand Prix. Even the mocked-up
footage was captured at speeds of more than 150 mph, much of it from the first
true camera cars in film: a Shelby Cobra and a Ford GT 40 that were packed with
front-, side- and rear-facing 70mm rigs.
Worst: “Days of Thunder,” 1990
In classic racing movies such as "Grand Prix" and "Le Mans," the story is
filler, just punctuation marks between clips of highly realistic racing footage.
"Days of Thunder,"
however, never gets out of its own way. Its final race is pure melodrama: Tom
Cruise fills in for his dying friend and fights through a mechanical failure to
take first place at Daytona. And the visuals, while captured in part during real
NASCAR races, are too flashy to inspire that heady combination of wish
fulfillment and terror.
Best: “Bullitt,” 1968
Car chases had been committed to celluloid before,
but Steve McQueen's air-catching, high-speed pursuit across San Francisco marked
a new era in going fast on film. McQueen famously drove that 1968 Ford
Mustang GT during some portions of the movie's climactic scene,
demonstrating an automotive brio that would become part of his cinematic legacy
(see our "Le Mans" entry, as well
as his fence-jumping motorcycle scene in 1963's "The Great
Escape").
Worst: “Gone in 60 Seconds,” 2000
The original, 1973 version of "Gone in 60
Seconds" isn't a great movie, but this overadrenalized remake is a special
kind of clunker. Nicolas Cage's good-guy crook has just 72 hours to boost 50
cars, thereby saving his brother — also a crook, but of the bumbling kind — from
bad-guy crooks. In the rapid-fire grand-theft auto that ensues, viewers glimpse
Bentleys, Ferraris and no fewer than
five Porsches. It's too
much of a good thing, even before Cage leaps a traffic jam in a 1967 Shelby
Mustang GT.
Best: “Vanishing Point,” 1971
Whether the 1970s were the golden age of car
cinema or a high point for American movies in general, 1971 was a banner year
for films about tough guys in tough cars. "Vanishing
Point" kicked things off with an anti-establishment fable, featuring a
Vietnam War hero turned pill-popping delivery driver trying to get his client's
1970 Dodge
Challenger R/T from Colorado to California in way too much of a hurry.
Police chases ensue, and our hero's protest-infused journey ends, literally, in
flames.
Worst: “Driven,” 2001
When it was released, Jay Leno called "Driven" the worst car
movie ever made. More than a decade later, the burn holds true. Sylvester
Stallone wrote, produced and starred in this mess, an IndyCar movie that clearly
wants to be about F1, featuring crashes that are equal parts computer-generated
and utterly insane. Cars are constantly spinning and torquing in midair, and one
wreck sends a character hurtling into a lake. "Driven" isn't supposed to be a
comedy, but it is.
Best: “Le Mans,” 1971
Steve McQueen's F1 racing movie was tanked by the
release of "Grand Prix," but
with "Le Mans" the actor
finally had his way. The result is similarly light on story — it involves a
rivalry between Porsche
and Ferrari drivers —
but is just as thrilling for its racing footage, much of which was shot during
the 1970 24 Hours of Le Mans. The Porsche 908/2 that McQueen's character drives
in the film is the same one that the actor took to second place in the actual
1970 12 Hours of Sebring race.
Worst: “The Fast and the Furious,” 2001
Some people swear by "The Fast
and the Furious," hailing each increasingly over-the-top action sequence
with the appropriate frequency and amplitude of fist-pumping. It's "Point Break" on
wheels, with a Los Angeles cop going undercover in the illegal world of street
racing, hot on the trail of a gang of hijackers. It's a breezy,
nitrous-oxide-powered look at the once-relevant tuner subculture, at least until
the movie remembers that although tricked-out Civics
may be neat, Vin Diesel's 1970 Dodge
Charger R/T is better. Even in bad car movies, the classic pony car reigns
supreme.
Best: “Two-Lane Blacktop,” 1971
Where "Le Mans" tried to capture the rarified
echelon of rich-guy racing, "Two-Lane
Blacktop" is a scrappier, more counterculture take, with nameless characters
— the Driver, the Mechanic — rumbling across Route 66 in a primer-gray '55 Chevy
One-Fifty, street-racing anyone they come across. More of a tone poem than a
road movie, "Two-Lane Blacktop" makes amends for its aggravating dialogue with
some of the best and grittiest drag races on film.
Best & worst: “Cars,” 2006
Depending on whom you ask, "Cars" is either a great car
movie, distilling decades of car culture into a uniquely gearheaded fairy tale,
or it's sterile and dumb, a kiddiefied, Happy Meal-ready take on America's love
affair with personal transportation. Maybe it's both — a heartfelt tribute to
1950s Americana with a story line that's packed with clichés. All would be
forgiven, though, if a future sequel shows the cars rising up to slay their
makers — that, and how you hold a wrench when you have tires for hands.
Best: “American Graffiti,” 1973
After that volley of the 10 best and worst, let's end on a high note: the
five best car movies.
Based out of the Boston area, Erik Sofge is frequent contributor to
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everything scientific and technical.
Proof that quality car movies don't have to be
filled with hard-charging psychopaths, "American
Graffiti" is uncut early '60s nostalgia, with its series of coming-of-age
stories playing out in an array of gorgeous '50s-era cars. For raw classic-car
ogling it's impossible to beat the film's finale, a drag race between a black
'55 Chevy One-Fifty — the same one used in "Two-Lane
Blacktop" — and a yellow, chopped-top 1932 Ford V8 Deuce Coupe.
Best: “Smokey and the Bandit,” 1977
Hollywood's belated, big-budget answer to "Vanishing
Point," "Smokey and the
Bandit" presents the nonstop, cross-country police chase as less of an
existential cry for help and more of a showcase for high-octane zaniness. Like
the illicit cargo of Coors beer that Burt Reynolds helps deliver to a dry county
in Georgia, the movie goes down pretty smoothly. The stunts, most of them
involving the hero's 1977 Pontiac
Firebird Trans Am, are real enough to clip cartoon country without plowing
right into it.
Best: “The Road Warrior,” 1981
What's more tragic, the death of Mad Max
Rockatansky's dog or the subsequent detonation of his beloved jet-black Pursuit
Special, a supercharged V8 1973 Ford Falcon XB GT Coupe that might be the
coolest car ever built? "The Road
Warrior" forges ahead manfully, though, culminating in a pitched battle
between a tanker truck laden with precious fuel — or is it? — and an army of
chain-wielding, crossbow-cannon-firing lunatics in an assortment of pickups,
makeshift convertibles and dune buggies. In other words, a masterpiece.
Best: “Death Proof,” 2007
It's not that car movies throughout the '80s and
'90s were bad — they were terrible. With "Death Proof," Quentin
Tarantino resurrected muscle-car adoration but made it problematic: Kurt
Russell's 1971 Chevy Nova SS, stenciled with a skull and lightning bolts, is an
object of beauty — and a murder weapon. He kills his unbuckled passengers
through aggressive braking, and then totals the car in a collision. The movie's
final chase scene is a Mopar fever dream, pitting Russell's black 1969 Dodge
Charger R/T against a white 1970 Dodge
Challenger R/T inspired by "Vanishing
Point."
Best: “Drive,” 2011
Simultaneously ultraviolent and art-house
impenetrable, "Drive" is as haunting as
its protagonist, an unnamed stunt and getaway driver played by Ryan Gosling.
Those getaway cars range from an unassuming late-model Impala to a black 2011 Ford
Mustang GT 5.0, and although the chases aren't as epic as the centerpiece
scenes in "Bullitt" or "Vanishing
Point," they're the best kind of throwbacks, free of computer imagery and
full of white-knuckle stunt driving. But the most evocative ride in the movie
might be the driver's everyday car, a white 1973 Chevrolet Chevelle that Gosling
dismantled and reassembled himself.
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